I dropped
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Eva! Where's Eva? I need her to distract some people. I'm playing Texas Hold 'Em.

Guess who stayed signed into her account on valefleur's computer. Capggggg, duh.

Help, I'm being held hostage...by Felix Leiter. So incredibly wrong.

He also kidnapped my computer. But, I've got a short span here before...

*STRAWBERRY SAUCE EVERYWHERE*

Damn't! You shot me! That really hurts! Dumbass.

Don't say thank you, that's not the response to that. I'M BLEEDING YOU IDIOT. ...Ow. This sucks.

Why does Meridith's computer have a picture of Cameron on it? That is so far beyond random. Black Beauty is staring at Vesper who is once again on dubber's computer. What is the appeal of those white Mac computers? It's not like they're compatible with anything anyway. Besides, I like it when my tech support attempts to be bilingual. It makes ( Read more... )

MI6 medical team: Bond! Why didn't you press the red button!
Bond: I was dead at the time. I was on the moon, with Steve!
MI6 medical team: Did you brush your teeth?
Bond: No! Yes! What's right? I was... I was dead at the time!
Vesper: He's hot when he lies... What a strong personality. I like to have sex with people who have strong ( Read more... )

Vesper likes to keep her computer availible for the taking. And yes, I can't spell, get over it ( Read more... )

I am Bond. Fear me! Now that evil one, aka Vesper, is upstairs, I will tell you the truth. M is my mother. Yes, that is why we both have lighter hair. I know her eyes aren't blue but her mother had blue eyes and her first husband did too. Hence the one in four chance for my sapphire blue eyes. Gorgeous, aren't they? I know, I love them too ( Read more... )

POWER! I am the Elessar King! Fear me and my ultimate power! I own the one ring. My precious... Is this the right size again? No, too bad.

So yes, fear me or else I will...confuse your friends. Because I can. Clearly you've never been to Singapore... And uh, Swing Heil!

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